everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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