who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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