he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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He passed out mid-signature
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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