Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?