I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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