Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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