Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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