I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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