I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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