I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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