so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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