It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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