goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
