my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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