I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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