fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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