omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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