My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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