Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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