Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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