Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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