Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I haven't been this sober since birth.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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