Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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