Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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