Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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