i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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