Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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