Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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