Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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