yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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