Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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