Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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