I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm lost and stupid without you.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever