I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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