It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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