Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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