I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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