That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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