Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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