I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
