That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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