It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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