I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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