Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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