oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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