Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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