The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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