So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Randomize
