i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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