Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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