My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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