Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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