Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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