I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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