marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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