dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
