I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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