Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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